- 10:51 I rated a YouTube video (1 out of 5 stars) -- Theatrical Trailer - FRAUD bit.ly/hMIix #
- 10:52 I rated a YouTube video (1 out of 5 stars) -- The Obama Fraud: Welcome Back to Reality bit.ly/8pgGMK #
- 13:47 Watching 'a bridge too far': wtf is this "patton and montgomery" shit? BRADLEY, dumbasses. Pattons boss?
*shakes head* Bad research. #
I am a 23-year-old male who has been in a relationship with a great woman for four years now. She is an amazing person, and we oftentimes talk about marriage. The issue is this: I have a foot fetish, and she is fully aware of it. She doesn’t like the idea of me kissing her feet or indulging my fetish in any way. We have sex quite often, and I’ve always let it slide that she doesn’t want any part of my fetish. I don’t know what to do, because I’m at a stage in ...
- 13:49 Okay, waking up the morning after definitely hurts more. Curling up on the couch now. Also, abdominal surgery + coughing = OW.
- 19:41 You know, I can deal with the pain; I've been doing it for years. What I'm :really: having issues with is the 2wk prohibition on hot BATHS!
OK, maybe not everything, but in a rare turn of events, both MATC and the UW are closed tomorrow.
UW-Madison classes canceled, non-essential employees asked to stay home
Dec. 8, 2009
In light of blizzard warnings for Madison and Dane County, Chancellor Biddy Martin has canceled classes and asked all non-essential university employees to stay home on Wednesday, Dec. 9.
http://www.news.wisc.edu/17451
Madison College Closes Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Due to inclement weather, all Madison College campuses will be closed on Wednesday, December 9, 2009. The closure includes all evening classes and activities scheduled for Wednesday, December 9, 2009. Watch this space or call the Madison College Emergency and Building Closure Hotline at 608-246-6606 for updates.
http://matcmadison.edu/
Edit:
Wednesday, December 9, 2009 (2009-12-09)
All Madison School District schools will be closed due to inclement weather. This also means that all school buildings will be closed for the entire day and evening for MSCR, athletics and other activities.
http://www.madison.k12.wi.us/
It's sort of a Snowpocalyptic Trifecta.
UW-Madison classes canceled, non-essential employees asked to stay home
Dec. 8, 2009
In light of blizzard warnings for Madison and Dane County, Chancellor Biddy Martin has canceled classes and asked all non-essential university employees to stay home on Wednesday, Dec. 9.
http://www.news.wisc.edu/17451
Madison College Closes Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Due to inclement weather, all Madison College campuses will be closed on Wednesday, December 9, 2009. The closure includes all evening classes and activities scheduled for Wednesday, December 9, 2009. Watch this space or call the Madison College Emergency and Building Closure Hotline at 608-246-6606 for updates.
http://matcmadison.edu/
Edit:
Wednesday, December 9, 2009 (2009-12-09)
All Madison School District schools will be closed due to inclement weather. This also means that all school buildings will be closed for the entire day and evening for MSCR, athletics and other activities.
http://www.madison.k12.wi.us/
It's sort of a Snowpocalyptic Trifecta.
WASHINGTON—Attorney General Eric Holder said that although the years since the brazen attacks had been painful ones that forced all Americans to rethink their place in a complex and terrifying new world, people were also just insanely busy.
WASHINGTON, DC--After years of frustration over being misunderstood or simply ignored, experts in every field tendered their resignation.
An update to my earlier post. The good news is that the Winter Storm Warning has been canceled.
The bad new:
Blizzard Warning
(Expires: Thursday December 10 12:00AM CST)
the national weather service in milwaukee/sullivan has issued a
blizzard warning, which is in effect until midnight cst
wednesday night. the winter storm warning has been cancelled.
timing: light snow will continue through the afternoon,
becoming heavy this evening and into wednesday morning. the snow
will taper off to scattered snow showers and flurries by
wednesday evening. strong winds will combine with falling and
blowing snow to create blizzard conditions at times, with the
best chance this evening through and through the day wednesday.
snow accumulations: 9 to 13 inches is expected by wednesday
afternoon most places, with locally higher amounts.
winds: east at 10 to 15 mph this afternoon, turning northeast
and increasing to 15 to 25 mph tonight. the winds turn
northwest wednesday morning and increase to 20 to 30 mph,
with gusts to 40 mph, then become west and slowly diminish to
15 to 20 mph wednesday evening and night.
continue to monitor later forecasts and statements on this
major winter storm.
The bad new:
Blizzard Warning
(Expires: Thursday December 10 12:00AM CST)
the national weather service in milwaukee/sullivan has issued a
blizzard warning, which is in effect until midnight cst
wednesday night. the winter storm warning has been cancelled.
timing: light snow will continue through the afternoon,
becoming heavy this evening and into wednesday morning. the snow
will taper off to scattered snow showers and flurries by
wednesday evening. strong winds will combine with falling and
blowing snow to create blizzard conditions at times, with the
best chance this evening through and through the day wednesday.
snow accumulations: 9 to 13 inches is expected by wednesday
afternoon most places, with locally higher amounts.
winds: east at 10 to 15 mph this afternoon, turning northeast
and increasing to 15 to 25 mph tonight. the winds turn
northwest wednesday morning and increase to 20 to 30 mph,
with gusts to 40 mph, then become west and slowly diminish to
15 to 20 mph wednesday evening and night.
continue to monitor later forecasts and statements on this
major winter storm.
Looks like little Alexander Rozhenko has gotten himself into some trouble:
http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/07/bria
Drugs? Assault? TATTOOS? I guess he took K'Ehleyr's death pretty hard...
Edited to add: The above is half jest, half shock. I do not mean to imply that tattoos are indicative of anyone's moral character, for good or for ill - it was meant to be humorous.
- Mood:
shocked
I'm certain I'm not telling you anything you don't already know when I say that the world is full of faggots. Be they wimps, pussies, or dorks,...
For those of you who haven't noticed, it's snowing again, with a chance of a blizzard later:
Winter Storm Warning
(Expires: Thursday December 10 12:00AM CST)
a winter storm warning remains in effect from noon today to midnight cst wednesday night.
timing: light snow is expected to develop this morning but not become heavy until evening. accumulations of 1 to 2 inches are expected by 6 pm today with slightly higher totals in sheboygan and ozaukee counties due to lake effect snow. the snow will become heavy tonight and wednesday morning, and will taper off to scattered snow showers and flurries by wednesday evening.
snow accumulations: 9 to 12 inches is expected by wednesday afternoon most places, with 6 to 9 inches across the far southeast. lesser amounts would be possible in the far southeast if the storm tracks a bit farther north resulting in a rain snow mix at times.
winds: east at 10 to 15 mph this afternoon, turning northeast and increasing to 15 to 25 mph tonight. the winds turn northwest wednesday morning and increase to 20 to 30 mph, with gusts to 40 mph, then become west and slowly diminish to 10 to 15 mph wednesday evening and night.
while widespread blizzard conditions are not expected, there is a potential for a portion of the forecast area to be upgraded to a blizzard warning if the storm intensifies more than currently forecast. it will be important to monitor later forecasts and statements on this major winter storm.
Also, the roads are now bad enough that MPD is not going to respond to fender-benders and run-off accidents, unless they are blocking traffic:
SNOW STORM UPDATE
MPD Responding To Injury And Blockage Crashes Only
The Madison Police Department is currently responding to only injury crashes, or those causing road blockages, as pavement conditions deteriorate with the first round of the season's inaugural snowstorm descending upon on the Capital City.
The Officer In Charge (OIC) made the decision to go to injury and blockage crashes only around 9:45 a.m. as the number of "fender-benders" and run-offs began to escalate. This will enable officers to respond to all emergency calls.
Drivers are encouraged to slow down, and review best practices for Wisconsin winter driving.
Finally, from the City's Streets Department, here's a plowing update:
PLOWING UPDATES
by Alan Schumacher, Streets Superintendent
posted December 8, 2009 8:29 AM
SNOW EMERGENCY TO BE DECLARED!
The first major storm of the year has arrived. Our forecast is calling for light snow this morning increasing in intensity in the afternoon and becoming heavy during the late evening and overnight hours. We are expecting 7" by midnight and a total of about 12" by the time it is over late on Wednesday. In addition, heavy winds are expected which will cause blizzard like conditions in any open areas. The final issue is that the temperatures will be dropping and wind chills will be well below zero by the end of the storm on Wednesday night and into Thursday morning. Remember that salt doesn't work when temperatures get below 15 degrees Fahrenheit.
We currently have all 30 of our salt routes on route and will continue to plow our salt routes throughout the day today. We will continue to plow our salt routes, which are our main arterials, main thoroughfares, connector streets, Madison Metro Bus Routes, streets around the hospitals and streets around schools, into the evening as well.
City of Madison Snow and Ice Procedures state that we wait until the snow is over or almost over to plow all residential streets. This storm is unique in that we are receiving double-digit accumulations. As a result, the Street Division will be breaking procedure and plowing this storm twice. We will begin plowing all residential streets at midnight tonight and will then have to replow all streets a second time when the snow finally subsides. This does not mean that when people wake up on Wednesday morning that they should expect to see good conditions. Snow will continue to fall and we will never get all the streets completed during the overnight hours.
As a result, there will be a Snow Emergency declaration for tonight and tomorrow nights. That means that people must park on the odd side of the street tonight and the even side of the street on Wednesday night into Thursday morning. If at all possible please park your vehicles off the street so that the plows can do their jobs more efficiently.
Streets will not be in good driving condition. The combination of heavy snow, large accumulations, blowing snow and falling temperatures will cause our streets to remain snow covered and slippery for quite some time. Motorists should exercise caution and leave lots of extra time when travelling in and around the Madison area for the next few days.
Winter Storm Warning
(Expires: Thursday December 10 12:00AM CST)
a winter storm warning remains in effect from noon today to midnight cst wednesday night.
timing: light snow is expected to develop this morning but not become heavy until evening. accumulations of 1 to 2 inches are expected by 6 pm today with slightly higher totals in sheboygan and ozaukee counties due to lake effect snow. the snow will become heavy tonight and wednesday morning, and will taper off to scattered snow showers and flurries by wednesday evening.
snow accumulations: 9 to 12 inches is expected by wednesday afternoon most places, with 6 to 9 inches across the far southeast. lesser amounts would be possible in the far southeast if the storm tracks a bit farther north resulting in a rain snow mix at times.
winds: east at 10 to 15 mph this afternoon, turning northeast and increasing to 15 to 25 mph tonight. the winds turn northwest wednesday morning and increase to 20 to 30 mph, with gusts to 40 mph, then become west and slowly diminish to 10 to 15 mph wednesday evening and night.
while widespread blizzard conditions are not expected, there is a potential for a portion of the forecast area to be upgraded to a blizzard warning if the storm intensifies more than currently forecast. it will be important to monitor later forecasts and statements on this major winter storm.
Also, the roads are now bad enough that MPD is not going to respond to fender-benders and run-off accidents, unless they are blocking traffic:
SNOW STORM UPDATE
MPD Responding To Injury And Blockage Crashes Only
The Madison Police Department is currently responding to only injury crashes, or those causing road blockages, as pavement conditions deteriorate with the first round of the season's inaugural snowstorm descending upon on the Capital City.
The Officer In Charge (OIC) made the decision to go to injury and blockage crashes only around 9:45 a.m. as the number of "fender-benders" and run-offs began to escalate. This will enable officers to respond to all emergency calls.
Drivers are encouraged to slow down, and review best practices for Wisconsin winter driving.
Finally, from the City's Streets Department, here's a plowing update:
PLOWING UPDATES
by Alan Schumacher, Streets Superintendent
posted December 8, 2009 8:29 AM
SNOW EMERGENCY TO BE DECLARED!
The first major storm of the year has arrived. Our forecast is calling for light snow this morning increasing in intensity in the afternoon and becoming heavy during the late evening and overnight hours. We are expecting 7" by midnight and a total of about 12" by the time it is over late on Wednesday. In addition, heavy winds are expected which will cause blizzard like conditions in any open areas. The final issue is that the temperatures will be dropping and wind chills will be well below zero by the end of the storm on Wednesday night and into Thursday morning. Remember that salt doesn't work when temperatures get below 15 degrees Fahrenheit.
We currently have all 30 of our salt routes on route and will continue to plow our salt routes throughout the day today. We will continue to plow our salt routes, which are our main arterials, main thoroughfares, connector streets, Madison Metro Bus Routes, streets around the hospitals and streets around schools, into the evening as well.
City of Madison Snow and Ice Procedures state that we wait until the snow is over or almost over to plow all residential streets. This storm is unique in that we are receiving double-digit accumulations. As a result, the Street Division will be breaking procedure and plowing this storm twice. We will begin plowing all residential streets at midnight tonight and will then have to replow all streets a second time when the snow finally subsides. This does not mean that when people wake up on Wednesday morning that they should expect to see good conditions. Snow will continue to fall and we will never get all the streets completed during the overnight hours.
As a result, there will be a Snow Emergency declaration for tonight and tomorrow nights. That means that people must park on the odd side of the street tonight and the even side of the street on Wednesday night into Thursday morning. If at all possible please park your vehicles off the street so that the plows can do their jobs more efficiently.
Streets will not be in good driving condition. The combination of heavy snow, large accumulations, blowing snow and falling temperatures will cause our streets to remain snow covered and slippery for quite some time. Motorists should exercise caution and leave lots of extra time when travelling in and around the Madison area for the next few days.
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